Sunday, 19 February 2012

The stoner of the old Home Guard.

I use to believe Guy was the type of man who valued peace above everything else. Every time I saw his face I would immediately think back to that iconic image of a hippie holding a daisy whilst staring down the barrel of a gun. I assumed, as anyone might, that Guy was blissfully unaffected by the woes of the world, blinded by a veil of optimism that clung to his eyes more tightly than he did to his stash of marijuana. Chances are I was right back then, but oh how things have changed.

A few weeks back Guy was mugged whilst walking to the shops from The Plot. Several men took his money and cell phone before knocking him to the floor and beating him until they felt they had done significant damage. A fractured rib and a considerable amount of bruising later, a switch seemed to flick in Guys mind. Karma went out the window along with harmony and in a sense, logic as well.

I came to a personal understanding of the concept "once a fanatic, always a fanatic" today upon talking to Guy. I believe some people are programmed in such a way that they naturally obsess over things. It has relatively little to do with what they obsess over as the obsession itself can, with a nudge in the right direction, be replaced by another obsession in next to no time. One could sort of relate it to a drug addict - remove the drug of choice but if an addictive personality remains, there will be a substitute in no time. Guy's hippie ways stayed with him for such a long time because to let go of them would have been to let go of his core fanaticism and yet now, after being attacked, 56 years of belief in the greater good have disappeared.

"Violence and force are the only things that will get across to them" I was told by him whilst hanging up my washing outside this afternoon. He informed me that he had bought a "black powder gun" and that he was planning on buying several more firearms that did not require licenses. On top of that, there was mention of explosives and area patrols, punji sticks and ambushes - all in a bid to avenge his pride. I asked him whether he thought he might get his stuff back, but I was told it wasn't about his belongings anymore - it was personal. He was certain he remembered the men's faces and after some investigation, found out where they lived. I don't know his plan of action just yet, but I can only imagine that in this frame of mind, vengeance will indeed be his.

Fanatics will always find something to become frantic over. Be it peace or violence, it appears to take a relatively minor event to switch between the two polar opposites. I tend to wonder though, what do these minor events have to be directed towards to make a fanatic switch obsessions effectively? 

I'd love to open this up for discussion and get people's opinions on it. In the mean time, I'll be snooping, spying and making sure that every detail from The Plot ends up on here.

Sair

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Friday, 17 February 2012

The Neighbours

Now that I've mentioned my landlord, her brother and Vincent, I think it's high time I bring up my neighbours. There are three "sets" of neighbours if you will; Bruce and his wife Pat, The Afrikaans family and a guy by the name of Guy.
 
Bruce is the one I encounter the most. I met him over a year ago and he was the one who found The Hut for me. Large, loud, overly aggressive and sporting a glass eye, Bruce is bald and forever asking for things. I've started to see him as a sponge that just laps up resources. He thinks nothing of showing up at my door and asking for a cigarette, a cup of coffee, frozen vegetables or even a bottle of wine. The strangest part is that if for some reason I don't have what he is wanting, he gets quite irate with me, mentioning all of the favors he has done for me in the past - he likes to forget the fact that when my mother fancied him she gave him my stove, hi-fi system and crockery. When he's not asking for things, he's singing. I've never known someone to sing as much as he does! He wakes up at 5am and because our cottages are adjoining I get to hear the whole wake-up process- from the kettle going on, to the early morning show-choir that takes place in his kitchen. I often imagine him dancing about, tapping spoons on metallic surfaces, throwing in some jazz hands for theatrical effect and finishing it all up by stomping on the floor a bit. Bruce is unemployed most of the time - I say that because he often gets jobs but within a week or two he loses them again. He rides around on a small scooter that sounds like a strained lawnmower that's about to give in. He owns a Boerbull called Henry George, a massive mottled grey and black creature that follows him around, expressionless and intimidating. I occasionally think they look alike, big brutes scrounging around for scraps. Bruce's wife pat seems awfully normal in comparison to him. She's a lot older than he is, with a bleach blonde perm that dates her back to another era.
 
The Afrikaans family consists of a mother, a father and their two children. In the year I've lived here I've seen the children once and the father twice but I am yet to meet the mother. They have erected a large fence around their cottage, made up of wooden boards and barbed wire. On top of this they have a sign baring a badly painted cross. What I know of them is mainly hear-say and of course the occasional bout of eavesdropping I can't resist indulging in. The mother has cancer and the father is a pizza delivery man working for Debonairs. Their children are both pre-teens who are home schooled. They both appear androgynous - bowl haircuts frame pale moon-shaped faces and big blue eyes that seem muddled between undefined features. The father seems very cheerful, a man of average weight with a snowy beard and the same eyes as his children. I've been told by Roland that their kids are kleptomaniacs who often break into his junk-reserves to steal what they can while he's away. In the four years that the Afrikaans family has lived here, no one has ever seen the children leave the plot, have friends over or even wander too far away from their cottage. They own a cross-breed dog by the name of Rebecca whom I often hear the children talking to.
 
Lastly, there's Guy - he hasn't been here all that long, in fact only about six months. Before arriving at the plot, he was a playwright who spent a lot of time travelling. Three failed marriages later, Guy stays in a stone cottage on the other side of the plot, quite close to the main gate. He seems to be stuck in the 70's -his long grey hair and bloodshot eyes speak of a man that once proudly wore tie-dye and inhaled marijuana as though it were air. From what I can tell he still does when he is not working for his brother. His brother stays close by on a farm dedicated to bee keeping. Together, Guy and him harvest the honey and bottle it to sell at flea-markets in the area.
 
Now that you have the back-story and everyone is properly acquainted, I'll be sure to update this with the latest events as they unfold.
 
I hope everyone enjoys the madness that is the Plot and ultimately the chaos that envelopes my world.
 
Sair
 
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An introduction to The Hut



I hate getting woken up early. I don't care what the cause for it is - be it a loud noise outside, a ringing cell phone or consistent shouting - I just can't tolerate it. Being a bartender means that I get to sleep rather strange hours and sadly the world around me doesn't acknowledge those strange hours, especially not in the "jungle" which I refer to as my home.

I use the term "home" very loosely, the same way a vagabond might refer to a box as his home, or a drunkard a bridge. Home for me is a large round room with a high domed asbestos ceiling that allows light to filter in during the day. Built in the 60's, it's quaint but without a doubt there is a certain foreign charm which pushes it beyond rustic. The semi-transparent dome has accumulated a considerable amount of moss in the time it has been here and that causes the room to take on an ethereal, almost science-fictional quality as it glows a translucent green. The kitchen and the bathroom are down a small dark passage and neither of the rooms are much to write home about – they are small with low ceilings and the bare essentials. My home has been dubbed "The Hut" - it comes complete with it's own colony of rats and an exotic rainforest climate which means that everything will remain damp, smell damp and continue to be damp, possibly for eternity.

The Hut itself is situated on a large plot of land, nestled between a small factory and an informal settlement. Within the confines of the plots electric fence lies a different world, removed entirely from the industrial slum on its doorstep. Much like a place lost in time, it is unkempt and overgrown, uncared for and wild, and above all else serenely oblivious to change. Trees, shrubs and knee high grass dominate wherever the eye wanders. The plot is very rarely exposed to the true wrath of the sun as its array of flora has woven intricate canopies high above the ground to protect what lies below. Hidden in and amongst the greenery, elegant spiders with long segmented limbs weave webs of gold and silver which gleam in the morning as beads of dew cling to them. Closer to the ground one might stumble upon terrestrial spiders - bulky and large fanged, these critters live on the moist earth, often under rocks or in and around the ramshackled stables and outbuildings. A myriad of other creatures slither, slide, soar and scoot about within the confines of this utopia. On warm summer nights whilst cloaked in dense darkness, owls and other birds of the night converse, each indulging in one-sided chatter whilst the sounds of crickets and toads blend together to form a hum one could only describe as grey noise; a perfect backing for the mismatched choir that will end their performance before the first rays of dawn. During the day louries perch on the highest branches to survey the events that unfold below whilst humble sparrows and wag-tails compete for patches of sun kissed grass.


The Hut is not the only building hidden beneath the canopy, in fact, there are several more, each with colourful inhabitants of their own. I've always thought it took a special breed of person to live here in the jungle. That breed would have to be desperate, stuck in the 70’s or insane. I believe that everyone here is an adequate mixture of those three things, or at least adequate enough for them to stay. It's uncanny how most of the people here want to move (including myself) but just never do. When the jungle has sunk her filthy nails into you, it's hard to leave, no matter what goes wrong. One becomes extremely complacent and what would have once bothered a person to wits end fades away and is replaced by acceptance. To live here and also attempt to live in the 21st century is nearly impossible - the jungle won't allow it to be and the more you pull away from her, the tighter her grip becomes. We are allowed to share her utopia if we bend to her ever-changing will.

No person knows this better than Roland, the brother of my landlord. He lives in the original house that was built in the 40's; a grand old structure made of brick and mortar that is barely visible from the mud road. It was built back in the days when the plot was still a small farm, owned and run by Roland’s parents. Two stories high and still standing strong, the building seems tired as the last bits of paint flake off of its walls and the turning circle that once added to its grandeur is swallowed by copious amounts of impenetrable vines. What lies behind the dust-ridden windows of the house is anybodies guess but if the contents of the garden is anything to go by, I assume the entire house is brimming with old car parts, empty plastic oils bottles and any other bits of junk that were picked up along the way. Just outside of the front door, lying next to the old weather-battered porch is a huge pile of plastic bottles, still greasy to the touch due to what they once contained. It is not often that I question Roland on his actions or behaviour, but I couldn't resist asking about the bottles as in the time I've been here, the pile has doubled in size and is obviously one of his more recent junk-obsessions. I was fascinated to hear from him that World War 3 would be fought over water and that when he had time he would full all of the plastic bottles with water so that when the war began, he would be a millionaire. Never married and with no children, he has many theories about the world and an eerie conviction in each one, delighting in the opportunity to share them, no matter how absurd, with anyone who will listen. He is a man of average height, with a small build and a patchy moustache that is the same salt-and-pepper grey as his thick, curly hair. Rarely seen without his stained peak cap on, he doesn't work but instead attempts to maintain the cottages on the plot. He does this with the help of his best friend and employee, Vincent.

Vincent lives on the property too, right at the back on the other side of the swamp near the factories. He's a fair distance away from the little nucleus of people that my hut forms a part of, but I imagine that privacy is something he enjoys. Along with his wife and six children between the ages of toddler and teen, they live in what I would describe as two adjoining double story towers. The two towers consist of 4 rooms between them; two at the bottom and two at the top. There are no interior stairs linking downstairs to upstairs and therefore there are steps on the outside of the building allowing one to access the rooms upstairs. These towers were built a long time back to store crops in and therefore Vincent and his family have constructed structures next to the towers out of wood and plastic to use as a kitchen and a bathroom. Vincent has worked for Roland for 20 years and on any given day one can see the two of them wondering about, tools in hand, tryingto fix the never-ending list of things that are either breaking or broken. Vincent is a quiet, family man who always appears relaxed. He leads a traditional African life, cooking on wood fires and modeling toys for his children out of old wire and other scrap metal. His eldest daughter will be finishing school soon and he has dreams of her either furthering her studying or finding a good job in the area. Above all, Vincent comes across as proud and satisfied with the quaint life he leads.

The plot is owned by Julia, Roland's eldest sister who lives on a farm with her partner close by. She is a tiny timid woman in her mid sixties with white hair that is always scraped back into a bushy ponytail and fine whiskers on her chin and upper lip. Bearing the signs of a hard life, her hands are fraught with calluses and the early signs of arthritis whilst her clothes are tatty and worn. She's extremely soft spoken and despite the wrinkles on her aged face her wide eyes animate her, evoking images of a frightened mouse. She's a lovely woman, widowed and void of children and yet still evidently nurturing. Sadly those are not the qualities required when dealing with tenants that are forever either complaining or not paying their rent.

There is so much more to tell but I will leave it at that for now. The rain is still pouring down outside making it a muddy nightmare to attempt to navigate my way around and therefore I plan on staying in today. When it rains in the jungle, a fine mist tends to form in the air which often lingers after the rain has subsided.

 Here's to a foggy night in Sair's World.

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Thursday, 16 February 2012

It begins.

Welcome visitors from the strange realm of the inter-web. The blogging trend has recently caught my attention, thanks to the fact that I saw a link that promised me "a quick, easy, step-by-step guide" to blog building. So here I am, two and a half hours later (someone lied apparently). After spending time deciding on what background to use, what colour heading would be the most attention-grabbing and which font I thought might look original, I realised I had next to nothing to write about. Seeing as there are millions of blogs scattered about, it was hard deciding what to focus on. Should I pretend to be a fashionista, should I discuss politics or should I ramble on about music? Ultimately, should I sell my soul in the hopes of someone reading my opinions? I decided against doing that. This blog is about a teenage girl, living alone and dealing with the crazy antics that go on all around her. There might be a bit of opinion thrown in here and there, but now days, being subjective has never been more alluring.